The Best Restaurants Have Small Menus

by Midnight Freemasons Contributor
 SK Robert Johnson


Not long ago and all too frequently, I happen upon one of those greasy spoon restaurants. You know the place--perhaps you love the chicken strips but the roast beef is just awful. There are about one-thousand-and-one things on the menu, but something is awry. Almost everything on the menu is something you can make at home and better for that matter.

There exists too much on the menu for the establishment to make any one thing great. Sure there is a hit every once in awhile but on the whole, it's severely lacking. It isn’t the chefs' fault. It’s the owners or board trying to please the lunch hour masses. Trying to appeal to as broad an audience as possible. What ensues is a smorgasbord of mediocrity.

Does this sound familiar to anyone? Do you know what I am getting at? Eureka! That’s right. I am talking about our lodges. Quality over quantity my brothers. Perhaps the time has come to research each entree before we add it to the menu, checking it for flavor, aroma, presentation etc. We can’t be afraid to use the dirty word here. Money. Freemasonry has built an empire of sorts. We need continued membership to pay for what we have already established. That money comes from dues and donations.

But how much is too much? Blue lightnings and mass degree work? A brother recently told me that he wouldn’t be surprised if you could find a lodge in the near future, make a credit card payment online and get your ring and certificate after watching a short slide show on the degrees. It is quite clear that we need good men. It is also quite clear that there is fear over the dwindling numbers of good men coming in, which coincidentally means less per capita for our Grand Lodges.

Grand Lodges are amazing and they are indeed doing the best job they can to keep the fraternity alive. But perhaps like a good restaurant, we’ll need to remodel, take stock, and cut back on the menu items. I believe in the traditions of our fraternity, I believe you have to return each degree in open lodge in long form, I believe in the mandatory returning of your 3rd degree in order to hold a chair and I believe that these things weed out the lesser minded in most cases.

Perhaps after this stocktaking we would be left with a stronger more open minded, philosophical and on the whole better temple. You can liken this idea to a darwinism of sorts for the Masonic fraternity, survival of the fittest. All too often there are men coming in who receive their first degrees and never return. Most likely this is in part, due to the lodges presentation and welcomeness of the candidate, perhaps even a lack of explanation to the candidate about what he is about to embark upon. But, on the other side of that is the men who come in and get turned off when they realize how much work is to be done and may in fact realize that they are not ready for this yet. And so my contention, is that perhaps we don’t need all the men in the world. Perhaps we just need a few great ones to carry this forward into time infinitum.

Like the analogy I made earlier, there is, as infrequently as it may be, a hit on the menu, a man who comes in, learns all he can and continues to let Freemasonry be a guide in his life, he comes to meetings and gives everything he can to help and be a good Mason. But there is also the roast beef, which was added to the menu when the board decided it needed to have a mass tasting and adding of foods in order to please everyone that comes in to the restaurant. Sure it brings us money to which we put to good use, but do we really need all those extra dishes?

Lets focus on the members we have and strive to find new qualified men, men who were indeed prepared in their hearts to be Masons. It was told to me long ago by my mentor that Freemasonry does not accept just any stone. We only accept rough ashlars, in other words the good men that Freemasonry will inevitably make better. Perhaps it’s time to make that menu a bit smaller and offer some truly remarkable entrees.

~RJ

Sir Knight Robert Johnson is a Freemason out of the First North-East District of Illinois. He belongs to Waukegan Lodge No. 78. He is also a member of the York Rite bodies Royal Arch, Cryptic Council and Knights Templar. Brother Johnson currently produces and hosts a weekly Podcast (internet radio program) Whence Came You? which focuses on topics relating to Freemasonry. In addition, he produces video shorts focusing on driving interest in the Fraternity and writes original Masonic papers from time to time. He is a husband and father of three. He works full time in the safety industry and is also a photographer on the side as well as an avid home brewer. He is also working on two books, one is of a Masonic nature.

A Craftsman's Journey: Part III

by Midnight Freemasons contributor
Michael Shirley 

Legendary Musician Bill Monroe

That mandolins in general, and the F5 in particular, are associated today primarily with bluegrass music is due entirely to one man: Bill Monroe, the Father of Bluegrass Music, and a member of both the Country Music and Rock and Roll Halls of Fame. Monroe, who was born in rural Kentucky in 1911, had been a professional musician with his brothers since 1929, eventually striking out on his own in 1938, working through several musicians before forming the Blue Grass Boys and landing a spot on the Grand Ole Opry in 1939. With an instrumental lineup of mandolin, guitar, bass, banjo, and fiddle, the Blue Grass Boys were still a country string band, because the style of music they played was less bluesy and driving than it would become. It wasn’t until December 1945, when Monroe hired Earl Scruggs on banjo, that the bluegrass sound came together. Characterized by tight harmonies, driving rhythms, instrumental breaks on mandolin, banjo, and fiddle, and a blues-inflected sound throughout, the Blue Grass Boys lineup of Monroe, Scruggs, Lester Flatt (guitar and vocals), Chubby Wise (fiddle), and Howard Watts (bass) are seen in retrospect as having created a new form of American music. As bluegrass and country legend (and former mandolin prodigy) Ricky Skaggs put it, “I think Bill Monroe's importance to American music is as important as someone like Robert Johnson was to blues, or Louis Armstrong. He was so influential: I think he's probably the only musician that had a whole style of music named after his band.”

True enough. He also inspired generations of musicians to pick up the mandolin, and is arguably entirely responsible for the outrageous price of a Lloyd Loar signed F5. Monroe picked up his 1923 Loar-signed F5 at a Florida barbershop in 1941 for $150 and played it for the rest of his career. It now holds a place of honor in the Country Music Hall of Fame. Were it ever offered for sale, it would likely fetch between one and two million dollars. It is the patient zero of the bluegrass mandolin epidemic.  Everybody who picks wants an F5.

And so did I, although my mandolin chops have rusted over the years. So when Joe Hardwick agreed to make me a Hardwick F5 to my specifications, I was more than a little excited. Some points were easy to figure out: classic look, no outlandish color, no block fingerboard inlays. But what else? What would the headstock inlay be? We had no idea, but figured a look on the internet might give us some clarity. It did.

http://www.clipsyndicate.com/video/play/4956756

This is the third installment of Michael Shirley's Mandolin Series.  To be continued….

W.B. Michael H. Shirley is Past Master of Tuscola Lodge No. 332 and Leadership Development Chairman for the Grand Lodge of Illinois. He's also a member of the Illinois Lodge of Research, the Scottish Rite, the York Rite, Eastern Star, and the Tall Cedars of Lebanon. He's also a member of the newly-chartered, Illini High Twelve No. 768 in Urbana-Champaign. The author of several articles on British history, he teaches at Eastern Illinois University.



Archie Bunker: Freemason Or Not?

by Midnight Freemasons contributor
Todd E. Creason

Archie Bunker


"Everyone I like stays the hell away from me."

~Archie Bunker
All in the Family


There's few Americans that don't know this guy--Archie Bunker.  One of the most memorable, and lovable, bigots in television history, and portrayed by the great Carrol O'Connor.  For twelve years, Archie Bunker entertained Americans with his unique view of life, and sarcastic wit on All In The Family, and later, Archie's Place

It has long be rumored that Carrol O'Connor was a Freemason, because Archie Bunker wore a Mason ring on his middle finger on All In The Family.  The problem is, that's not a Mason ring.  That's a wedding ring!  Wearing a wedding ring on the middle finger is an Irish tradition--and there is no question that Carrol O'Connor was Irish.  That's an Irish tradition that Carrol O'Connor carried over into the character of Archie Bunker. 

Carrol O'Connor as Sheriff Bill Gillespie
His other popular role on television was Bill Gillespie, the Southern sheriff on the show In the Heat of the Night.  Same rumor, Carrol O'Connor is a Freemason, because he wears a Mason ring on that show.  And that is a little closer to the accurate.  In that show, Carol O'Connor did wear a Masonic ring--a traditional square and compass lodge ring with a red stone.  There are a few very clear photos of him wearing that ring as he portrayed Sheriff Gillespie.  But he was asked about that ring one time, and he said simply he wore the ring as a prop, because he believed many Southern sheriffs were Freemasons.

So was Carrol O'Connor a Freemason?  His character Sheriff Bill Gillespie was, but the actor was not. 

~TEC

Todd E. Creason, 33° was the original Midnight Freemason. He's the author of several books and novels, including his popular Famous American Freemasons series.  In 2012, Todd expanded his popular blog The Midnight Freemason into a collaborative effort Midnight Freemasons. Todd is the Past Master of Ogden Lodge No. 754 (IL), and a member of both the Scottish Rite, and York Rite. He's also a member of the Ansar Shrine (IL) and Charter President of the Illini High Twelve No. 768 in Champaign-Urbana (IL).  He is also the author of the blog From Labor To Refreshment . . .

Instructors: They're Actually Human, Too!

by Midnight Freemasons Contributor
L. Scott Niccum, 33°


Your OTHER left foot!  Do it again!
Whether it’s a Certified Lodge Instructor or Grand Lecturer, there’s something intimidating about learning from an accomplished Masonic instructor.  I don’t know about anybody else, but I used to imagine them as someone who would reduce me a quivering mass, sucking my thumb on the floor in the fetal position.  And that was pretty much my first experience attending a Grand Lodge School after I had been raised less than a month.

The Instructors reminded me of my old 8th Grade teacher, Mr. Dunlap, who I swear was older than Moses and had been teaching just as long.  He was a cranky old man who didn’t seem to like any student, and you learned from him out of fear.

In my District I have gotten spoiled because our Certified Lodge Instructor is R. Steve Bell—another companion on my Masonic journey. Steve is a Past Master of Hutton Lodge, Past District Deputy Grand Mast, Past Most Wise in the Scottish Rite, Commander-in-Chief of the Valley of Danville (IL), etc.  He’s the kind of guy you look at and say, “Wow is there anything this guy can’t do?”

What language are you speaking?
A due-guard what?
The answer is usually no. My “Workers Club” is a lot like many in our area where we don’t get a lot of regular attendance from new Masons—the ones who really need the work. I have attended, and am ashamed to admit that I have gotten used to Steve.  His calm demeanor, and helpful tips, and high praise makes you feel good, and want to learn more.

Steve works as a cement finisher and sometimes, during the summer months, is unable to make these Workers Clubs due to his work. He has, for a couple of years, been on me to take the test to become certified.  I keep telling him I still have a lot to learn.  His response every time is, “It’s one thing to know the work, but it’s something completely different to teach it—you have the gift to teach.” I would usually just say, “Ok, Big Ron.”  But I didn’t feel ready.

One Workers Club, Steve could not make and a Brother (I won’t reveal his name) wanted to take the test.  He wanted to try his hand at Instructing. This same night a new member of my Lodge was there.  He was an older guy who I had been trying to get to come, but he would always tell me, “You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but okay, Wormy, we’ll see.”

Like this, young Brother.  Let me explain it . . . 
The Instructor read word for word from the instructors book--prep step here, due guard shift here, no prep step there.  The new member had no idea what he was talking about, and was getting really frustrated.  Finally, he said he wasn’t feeling well and went to the sidelines to watch.  I pulled the Instructor aside and told him I really think the Brother didn’t understand what he was saying.  His response was, “That’s why I haven’t taken the test.”

A couple days later I had made arrangements to meet with Steve to work on my rod work.  I am going for Certification of Proficiency.  I needed someone to be Senior Deacon, so I could take cues. I called this Brother to help me out.  He lived only a couple of blocks from the location, and he reluctantly agreed. Waiting for Steve that day, he admitted he didn’t understand what some things were—like a prep step, and a due guard shift.  I showed him and helped him.  Little did either of us know, Steve was watching us.  He finally came in, and we worked awhile, and afterward, the other Brother left.

And I'll show you how to do this work . . .
Steve said to me, “Wormy, I told you it’s one thing to know the work, and it’s another to be able to show someone how. This guys left feeling good, he made lots of mistakes, but you helped him learn two things tonight.  Next time, help him with two more—like I did with you.”

I guess we all forget Instructors are not Gods—they are human.  And Brothers, lets cut them a little slack.  They will make mistakes, especially if they are starting out.  And let’s remember with new members, just like a new employee in my company—you teach them one thing at a time.

I am going to have to let Steve know that I am considering his request just because I want to be like him.  The Third Degree Charge tells us to let us imitate him, in all his varied perfections—in other words, imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.  I have learned, and can learn lots more from Steve.  I am so lucky to have him as a companion in my journey.

So next time you’re at a Worker’s Club—cut the Instructor some slack.  He’s a Brother, and if you’re thinking about going for Certified Lodge Instructor, come watch Big Ron, and see what I think portrays perfection in Masonic teaching.

Thanks Big Ron!

~Worm

L. Scott Niccum, 33° is a member and Past Master Greenup Lodge No. 125 (IL) and a plural member of Hutton Lodge No. 698 (IL).  He is a member of the Valley of Danville, and is Past Thrice Potent Master of the Danville Lodge of Perfection.  He also serves as the Eastern Illinois Area Coordinator for the IL CHIP Program for the Grand Lodge of Illinois A. F. & A. M. and is the Traveling Degrees Chairman for Valley of Danville.  Scott and his wife Marie live in Charleston, Illinois.